Honey, why don't you build that pond right underneath your bedroom window, huh?
Because my genius neighbor built a pond in front of his house so all of his family and guests could go oooohhh and aaaahhhhhh.
Within the month thereafter, that friggin' pond became a home to every frog in NJ.
yep.
To get any rest, you had to sleep during the day, and at night when the mating calls started, you were looking for a gun.
Not for the frogs.
yep
for the stooooooopid naybor.
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I don't make this shid up.
Nobody could, really.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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