Once upon a time a man went into an ice cream parlor and ordered an ice cream cone. A scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate.
Sorry sir, but we are out of chocolate. replies the clerk.
Ok then, give me one with a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.
Sir we are out of chocolate
Alright then, just let me have one with two scoops of chocolate.
Clerk say, can you spell the VAN in Vanilla?
Sure, it's V-A-N.
Ok, can you spell the straw in strawberry?
That would be S-T-R-A-W
Now could you spell the f_ck in Chocolate?
The man says "There ain't no F_ck in chocolate."
That's what I been trying to tell ya says the clerk.
Now I told ya all that so I could pass along some vitally needed information to the democrats who might be looking in. There is no F_ing collusion, No F_ing Obstruction and No F_ing Chocolate!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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