Sex doll maker creates replicas of dead partners to combat loneliness: Im providing comfort
http://metro.co.uk/2019/06/18/sex-doll-maker-creates-replicas-dead-partners-combat-loneliness-im-providing-comfort-9997632/
...Mr ribit, this photo of your wife that you want us to make a model of looks like Jennifer Anniston.
...why yes it does, I never noticed how much alike they look. Could you make me two of em so I can sleep in the middle?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!