Just when ya start thinking everything is gonna be ok.the little woman will go off the deep end and start howling at the moon and chasing cars again.

Mz ribit bought me one of these to wear when I am cutting the grass. It's got these little pieces of metal with a reflective quality to keep the the sun off yer noggin. Thing is it looks like a cowboy hat with sequins.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!