Getting Dressed is an Adventure when you are 74
...I tried to get dressed to go to the pharmacy to pick up some prescription or another. I generally wear shorts unless it is below 40 degrees, so I got out a pair of shorts. It is difficult for me to button things because of the arthritis in my fingers so I keep em zipped and buttoned when they are in the drawer awaiting my selection. Anyway, I grabbed a pair stepped into them and pulled up. Right away I noticed a problem. They was no pockets on them. I called mz ribit and asked her to look at my shorts to see what was wrong. I thought maybe they was her shorts cause she does have shorts with no pockets.
Let me not dally about any longer and just tell you that the problem was that I had the shorts on inside out. Mz ribit is ROTFLSHCROHN!
(Thas is Rolling on the floor laughing so hard coffee is running out her nose)
As King, I obviously needs a groomsman to make sure I am properly attired before going out.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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