ALL FATHERS AND GRANDFATHERS WHO POST HERE DESERVE ONE OF THESE - AND ASK FOR IT (!!), DAMMIT, OR I AM CALLING YOUR WIVES, 
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1) SUN-BLOCKING UPF 50+ PANAMA HAT
You cut the grass, work in the yard, walk to the
car - ASK FOR A HAT - most men get skin cancer
on their heads first - it's a fact;
2) THE BLIND-SPOT ELIMINATOR - SIDE-VIEW MIRRORS;
3) CLAMP-ON SUN UMBRELLA;
4) MEMORY FOAM PILLOW FOR THE CAR;
5) WIRELESS CHARGER FOR ALL OF YOUR DEVICES;
6) JIGSAW PUZZLE/S - ESPECIALLY ONE OF YOUR BIRTH
DATE; (THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY)
7) FINALLY, GET YOURSELF A HAMMOCK;
THE OFFLINE PASSWORD VAULT;
9) THE 7-DEVICE CHARGING STATION;
10) A ** VENTILATED ** BRIMMED HAT (SKIN CANCER,
REMEMBER?;
11) A REALLY GOOD MAGNIFYING GLASS (IT'S A CONSPIRACY AS THEY ARE MAKING ALLLLL LETTERS MUCH SMALLER THAN THEY USED TO);
12) COMFORT CUSHION FOR YOUR CAR;
13) THE "CHECK ENGINE LIGHT" PROBLEM IDENTIFIER;
14) ELECTROSTIMULATION HEATED NECK PAIN RELIEVER, IN CASE YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEONE LIKE ME! )
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THOSE WEATHER-TECH PADS FOR YOUR CAR/S LOOK NICE, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COST.
I TRIED TO THINK OF THINGS THAT COST LESS THAN $50 BUCKS.
YOU ALLLLLL DESERVER A GIFT FOR FATHER'S/GRANDFATHER'S DAY THIS COMING SUNDAY.
DON'T SETTLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT.
DROP MAJOR HINTS!
BETTER YET, BUY YOUR OWN GIFT!
I'LL PAY.
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SMOOCHES - 'K
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