A Florida woman told police that she stabbed herself in the stomach with a kitchen knife because, Im tired of living in Trumps country, Im tired of Trump being president.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/palmetto-stabbing-941685
...todays Florida Man report is about a Florida Woman. Well, why the hell not!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!