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Re: Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup 

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As for the so-called "intricacies of this particular Flor-i-duh technique" ... well ... it's all rather simple.

If ya have the traditional ketchup bottle, ya jest pound away until it comes pouring out ... 


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If ya have a squeeze bottle ... well ... y'all know how that works ... 

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Now, dependin' on how big she is ... ya may need to bring an industrial sized ketchup bottle, don'tcha know ... 

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BUT, I really don't know why his girlfriend is squawkin' so much ... he jest poured some ketchup on her ... it could've been worse for her ... some women prefer to be slathered with hot sauce! 

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Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup
By: ribit
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Tue, 04 Jun 19 10:37 PM
Msg. 33384 of 62138

Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/ketchup-battery-578926

...Beldin will "splain" the intracacies of this particular technique and the "florida man" report will be complete for today.


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