Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/ketchup-battery-578926
...Beldin will "splain" the intracacies of this particular technique and the "florida man" report will be complete for today.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!