...there was a beer joint near where I used to work that also served burgers and stuff. They had a burger that the bun was as big as a catchers mitt and the burger was a full pound. It was served on a platter about the size of a large pizza and was surrounded by all the curly fries that would fit on what was left of the platter. I usually got one with a diet coke.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!