http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/cant-stop-wont-stop-749508
Despite being tailed by a squad car with its lights flashing, a motorist told cops that he did not immediately pull over after running a red light because his "pants were down" and he was "receiving sexual acts" from his female passenger, according to an arrest affidavit.
David Herring was behind the wheel of a Ford F-150 truck last Tuesday evening when he went through a red light at an intersection in Fort Pierce, Florida. Police detectives spotted the traffic infraction and activated their car's emergency lights.
Herring, who did not immediately pull over, later told police that "it took him so long to stop the vehicle and his pants were down because he was receiving sexual acts from Rhonda while he was driving."
Not a DWI, but a DWF - Driving While Fellated.
The Rhonda in question was Rhonda Koppenhoefer, 55, who had a Bud Light bottle between her legs and a crack pipe and crack rocks at her feet. The 4' 11", 90-pound Koppenhoefer is pictured above.
While Koppenhoefer denied ownership of the pipe, Herring said she dropped it when police sought to pull over the vehicle. Koppenhoefer subsequently admitted purchasing the cocaine found in the truck, police reported.
When a detective first contacted Koppenhoefer, he "observed something white rolling around in her mouth." The report does not indicate whether the item was a crack rock or another substance.
Koppenhoefer was arrested for cocaine possession, tampering with evidence, and possession or use of drug equipment, all felonies. She is locked up in lieu of $35,000 bond. Koppenhoefer's rap sheet includes multiple convictions for prostitution, as well as convictions for burglary, narcotics possession, dealing in stolen property, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Who da thunk it, eh?!
Court records do not reflect any traffic charges being filed against Herring, so it appears the Fort Pierce man has gotten off.
After all that, it's good to hear that Mr. Herring ultimately achieved his goal.
Well played, Smoking Gun ... well played!
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