Soccer?! Stupid Brits ... I think more about trimming my toenails than I do soccer!
http://dailycaller.com/2019/05/15/the-sun-football-study-illicit-encounters/
By David Hookstead
The Daily Caller
May 15, 2019
A groundbreaking study has revealed men think more about soccer than sex.
According to The Sun, a study from IllicitEncounters revealed that 64% of men think more about soccer than sex.
To be totally fair, the article referred to soccer as football, which got me really excited, but I'm still down for anything involving sports. I'm sure the results would have been similar if we did football instead of soccer anyways. After all, this is America and The Sun is in England.
Either way, women want to be out in the streets pretending men just are thinking about sex nonstop. Don't get me wrong. Men love sex, but it's pretty much the last thing on our minds during the two minute drill or whatever the equivalent is in soccer.
Imagine if this poll was administered here in America and the question was real football. The poll results would probably be 90/10 in favor of the greatest sport on the planet.
There's a time and a place for sex, and it's not during the game. ...
Well ... I'm not so sure about that ... it kinda depends on your view of the game, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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