Nude Man Shooting Hoops Told Cops "Playing Naked Enhances His Skill Level"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938
I'm not going to paste the body of this particular article because I think the accompanying photo is worth well more than a thousand words ...

Oh, and ... in case you are wondering ... yes ... without any doubt whatsoever ... this happened in Florida.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence