My wife and I headed out at 8:30 and spent four hours or so at yard and garage sales.
...if ya was ever woke up by people looking thru the stuff in your "yard sale" and you wasn't having a yard sale, you might be a redneck!
Jeff Foxworthy

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!