yer fishin' guide is here to take ya out on the lake ...
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1) HIS EYES - LOOKS LIKE HE'S STONED;
2) NOT ENOUGH BODY HAIR;
3) HE HAS A WAIST. NO MAN SHOULD HAVE A WAIST. HE SHOULD BE EXPANDED FROM ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE;
4) HIS VEINS ARE HUGE;
5) NOT ENOUGH FACIAL HAIR, IMO;
6) YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED;
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".........how do ya feel 'bout puttin' a "worm on a string," now, eh? ..........."
SINCE YOU ASKED, THE ANSWER WOULD BE "LOUSY."
THANK YE!
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