I SWEAR I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS GUY.
The honey fell asleep instantaneously upon hitting the pillow.
HIS honey, that would be me, can not fall asleep for hours and hours.
Hey, somebody has to do all of the worrying and thinking, right?
SOOOOOooooo, DOES MIKE LINDELL sprinkle his PILLOWS and now his new SHEETS with some kind of tranquilizer/sleeping pill dust all over his products, or what?
My pillow and his sheets WILL NOT put you to sleep. You have to run a marathon after being awake for 24 hours --- then you can sleep. We all understand this, correct?
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Mediaite reporter Caleb Ecarma on MyPillow's layoffs despite a booming Trump economy and whether the company's outspoken CEO will turn to Fox News to address the development:
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell announced his company is laying off 150 employees, despite previously praising Donald Trump's economy and claiming the president's tax cuts allowed him to give all his employees 5-10 percent raises.
“Thanks to President Trump, hope has turned into confidence for business owners and their employees in Minnesota and across the country,” Lindell wrote in an October op-ed. While Lindell often repeats a line about "making careers at MyPillow not just jobs," the Minnesota-based company laid off an additional 140 employees at another plant in 2017. Lindell said in a statement that the most recent layoffs were done "for the future of MyPillow and to prepare for the launch of MyStore.com" -- an online marketplace for new inventions.
MyPillow is perhaps best known for its commercials that constantly air on Fox News -- ads that are particularly noticeable as more prominent advertisers blacklist the network amid their primetime hosts' scandals -- but Lindell has also appeared on-air several times by turning himself into a quasi pro-Trump pundit. After the president invited Lindell to the White House and endorsed his company's products, Lindell appeared on Fox Business and touted Trump's "amazing agenda."
"[Trump is] bringing jobs back and helping to create new jobs here," Lindell said in 2017.
Two years later and it may be time for Lindell to make another Fox News appearance -- this time addressing why he carried out mass firings after having just months ago attributed raises to the since-terminated workers to Trump's tax cuts.
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Personally, I think he is laying off his employees because none of us bought one of his pillows.
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