Homeless Man Accused Of Openly Pleasuring Himself In Downtown Sacramento
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/05/08/downtown-homeless-man-exposes-self-neighbors/
...as he was being carried away by the local cops he could be heard screaming, "Call me Captain!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!