Georgia Sprinter in Stable Condition After Being Impaled by Javelin at Practice
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/georgia-sprinter-in-stable-condition-after-being-impaled-by-javelin-at-practice/ar-AAB5SF9
...the university has suspended all activities by the javelin catching team until safety procedures have been reviewed.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!