Woman Who Married Herself: It Was The Best Day Of My Life
http://www.dailywire.com/news/46742/woman-who-married-herself-it-was-best-day-my-life-hank-berrien
Writing in The Telegraph, a 42-year-old British woman chortled that the best day of her life came last June - the day she married herself.
Melissa Denton, a two-time divorcee with two children, writes, "The idea to marry myself came to me in January last year, when I was at work one day. Three weeks before, on Christmas Eve, I had received a text message from my boyfriend of five and a half years: 'I can't do this any more, it's over,' it said ... It was devastating and left me in a funk, unable to eat, sleep or smile."
Seizing upon the idea of marrying herself, Denton recalls a TV interview with Sophie Tanner, who had married herself in May 2015. Denton writes, "I was so down, and knew that I needed to learn to love myself before I would be able to attract the right people into my life. For years, I had poured myself into relationship after relationship, losing myself in the process. It was time to put 'me' first - a way to affirm that I can be happy on my own and to move on from the relationship."
Denton bought a ring and set the wedding date. She admits her colleagues thought she was crazy, but she had previously shaved her head to raise money for a cancer charity and later dyed her hair pink and wore a nose ring. ...
Ah, bat-shit crazy, pink hair, and a nose ring, eh? And, you wonder why your boyfriend couldn't put up with you any more??? BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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