...once upon a time when I worked in a large telephone building at night and there was no one else I would sing just to make a little noise that wasn't mechanical switch noise. One night I was there sitting in the floor singing and working on somethin and singing and I was singing tiptoe thru the tulips. It's one of them songs that will get in your ear and ya can't get rid of it. Anyway, I felt like there was somebody watching me so I turned around and there stood three guys who were on the day shift who had come by to use the restroom on the way home from the local beer emporium. It was embarassing. I will not tell you what the nickname gave me. That would be worse.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!