I'd have mentioned it here, but I was a little concerned about the flak I'd catch if you guys found out that I'd cut my leg by dropping something on it.
...nope we wouldn't harass ya about that. But if ya fell over a tv set the cable guy left out in the floor ya would catch hell.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!