An irate, pee-brained Florida man filled up a squirt gun with his own urine and blasted a neighbor several times as she walked her dog
http://nypost.com/2019/04/16/man-used-squirt-gun-to-shoot-neighbor-with-his-urine-cops/
...that seems like sufficient update on "Florida Man" for today.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!