Men with beards carry more germs than dogs including deadly bacteria in facial fuzz, study claims
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-men/8860464/men-beards-germs-dogs-bacteria/
...reminds me of a joke about two fleas going to florida for a vacation. Ya probably already heard it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!