Nah, ribit ... we're not gonna do that to ya. HOWEVER ... fair warning ... if ya try to sneak Stacey Abrams past the border ... well ... we're gonna kill ya ... and then we're gonna give Two-Ton Stacey the keys to yer house and a ride back to Toad Suck, GA. We'll jest call it - "reparations" - shall we?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence