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Three Naked Women Stand Outside Rest Stop To "Air Dry," Trooper Shows Up, Then Things Get Really Out Of Control
http://www.dailywire.com/news/45896/three-naked-women-stand-outside-rest-stop-air-dry-james-barrett
What started off with three women's poor decision to "air dry" after taking a shower at a rest stop quickly escalated into a multi-phase car chase, threats against a trooper with a baseball bat, an attempt to run over an officer, all three women getting tased, and drug and alcohol charges.
In a wild media alert issued by the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) on Wednesday, Public Affairs Officer Sgt. Steve Gaskins details a rest stop incident that quickly devolved from bizarre to potentially deadly.
"On Wednesday April 10, 2019, at approximately 11:15 AM, FHP units in Pasco county were dispatched to a suspicious persons call at the northbound I-75 rest area, south of State Road 54," the alert reads. "Trooper Danielle Poulin arrived on the scene and observed three black females naked, who stated that they had showered and were 'air drying.'"
According to one witness, the women were all standing out in the nude and applying suntan lotion, The Smoking Gun notes. While the three naked women responded to Officer Poulin's initial question, they suddenly bolted. ...


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