Went to the Doctor this morning and was greeted by a woman I would call old except she is younger than me. She weighed me and took my blood pressure and temperature and all that crap. Then she started asking me questions. Are you still taking this medicine? Are you still taking that? Do you Smoke, Do you Drink Do you take drugs, Are you sexually active?
When she asked that last qustion I said, "No, but thanks for asking." She almost fell in the floor laughing.
...I gotta go get some sleep so I can keep my brain sharp for quick answers like that.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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