...reminds me of a story about a man who limped into a tire shop with a flat tire.
"How did ya happen to bust up your tire so bad?" the tire guy asks.
"Ran over a bottle."
"Couldn't you see a bottle out there in the middle of the street?"
"Nah, kid had it under his coat!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!