http://theweek.com/speedreads/827866/town-vermont-just-elected-goat-named-lincoln-honorary-mayor
When residents of Fair Haven, Vermont, voted for mayor, they weren't kidding around. They chose a Nubian goat named Lincoln. ...
Well hell, that ain't nuthin' ... the whole frickin' State of Vermont elected a goat named "Bernie" to be its Senator.


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence