Kathy
Once upon a time mz ribit accused me of not flushing the toilet after doing a number 1. I denied it of course and then told he that she musta done it and forgot to flush. She pointed out that when she does a number 1 that there is a single piece of toilet paper that goes with it. I considered her "Trumped Up Evidence" for a moment and then told her "it's worse than I thought, ya not only forgot to flush, ya forgot to wipe."
...she always blames that "leaving the seat up thing" on me as well.