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Ok, so you gotS some snot up your nose.
Could just be a snot back-up of some kind.
Could be a cold.
Could be that you just like your nasal passages clean at all times. I don't know why, either.
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So now you can squirt water up your nostrils.
THE WATER GOES UP ONE OF YOUR NOSTRILS AND COMES OUT THE OTHER NOSTRIL. (I think the word "nostril" is disgusting and I don't know why. Afterall, that is what it is.)
Here's what I was thinking, always an endangerment to the world:
IS THERE A TUNNEL in between those nostrils?
I mean, SERIOUSLY, that water might not know the route of where it is supposed to go.
YA KNOW WHAT I THINK?
So, I am going to tell you anyway.
I think that is how you get water on the brain.
If it doesn't go up far enough to hit your brain, then it comes out your ears.
I would have to call 911 for myself again.
I am still being punished for making fun of my ex-sister-in-law, Lynn, for calling 911 for herself years ago.
I don't have to go to hell.
I am already there.
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Anyway, if you have encrusted crud up your nose, then I would suggest NAVAGE.COM.
If that doesn't work, just walk around with boogers in your nose.
I think of the weirdest things, but I do not care.
I should be solving the Venezuela crisis.
But I don't care about it or them. I should, too, but I don't.
Somebody should be working on the cure for cancer.
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And another thing: 'scuse me, but HANOI? We left so many dead men there and they have a summit in Hanoi? That offends me. What is wrong with Bermuda?
Hanoi, my ass.
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Geez, I hope I am done now.