The wifes sister was looking for a seat near the wife and they wuz several guys sitting nearby but not close enough for her to sit down.
RIBIT, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SHE IS 1) CRAZY; 2) PUTS SALT ON ALL OF YOUR FOOD AT THANKSGIVING, and 3) SHE IS A FATTY? (also, no sense of humor) OMG, WONDERS WILL NEVER CEASE.
I asked them politely if they would mind sliding down the bench a couple of ax handles so the sister in law could sit down. They guys laughed but the sister in law went buzeek.
AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! THAT IS THE WORSEST CHARACTERISTIC THAT I KNOW OF.
YOU AND I HAVE TO BEAT THIS WOMAN. I'LL HOLD HER DOWN, AND YOU GET YOUR BASEBALL BAT OUT.
MY CURSOR IS PSYCHO AGAIN.
THAT MEANS I HAVE TO DO WHAT MY FRIEND, ZIMBLERZERO, SUGGESTED: REBOOT.
BUT IF YOU'RE NORMAL, YOU JUST SAY, "TURN IT OFF, AND THEN ON AGAIN."
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