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26789 Re: Another public service announcement........
   kathy it is a nasal passage. And yes, it makes a circuitous route.U... 		micro   POPE 5   04 Mar 2019
 2:56 AM
26780 Re: Another public service announcement........
   Kathy > And another thing: 'scuse me, but HANOI? We left so many dead... 		Zimbler0   POPE 5   04 Mar 2019
 12:26 AM

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Another public service announcement........

By: kathy_s16 in POPE 5
Sun, 03 Mar 19 9:41 PM
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NAVAGE.com

Ok, so you gotS some snot up your nose.

Could just be a snot back-up of some kind.

Could be a cold.

Could be that you just like your nasal passages clean at all times. I don't know why, either.

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So now you can squirt water up your nostrils.

THE WATER GOES UP ONE OF YOUR NOSTRILS AND COMES OUT THE OTHER NOSTRIL. (I think the word "nostril" is disgusting and I don't know why. Afterall, that is what it is.)

Here's what I was thinking, always an endangerment to the world:

IS THERE A TUNNEL in between those nostrils?

I mean, SERIOUSLY, that water might not know the route of where it is supposed to go.

YA KNOW WHAT I THINK?

So, I am going to tell you anyway.

I think that is how you get water on the brain.

If it doesn't go up far enough to hit your brain, then it comes out your ears.

I would have to call 911 for myself again.

I am still being punished for making fun of my ex-sister-in-law, Lynn, for calling 911 for herself years ago.

I don't have to go to hell.

I am already there.
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Anyway, if you have encrusted crud up your nose, then I would suggest NAVAGE.COM.

If that doesn't work, just walk around with boogers in your nose.

I think of the weirdest things, but I do not care.

I should be solving the Venezuela crisis.

But I don't care about it or them. I should, too, but I don't.

Somebody should be working on the cure for cancer.

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And another thing: 'scuse me, but HANOI? We left so many dead men there and they have a summit in Hanoi? That offends me. What is wrong with Bermuda?

Hanoi, my ass.

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Geez, I hope I am done now.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.