Wow, honey, that's a lot of tawking about toilet paper.
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It is obvious that the average individual utilizes around 30 toilet paper rolls annually.
I know people on diuretics who use way more than 30 rolls.
Now, I have been thinking about this, which is always scary (when I think) - and here's another option -
If you're just doing a wee-wee (I have my mother's arms and her vocabulary), then you COULD do a quick wipe with a wet wash cloth. Ewwwwww, but ya could!
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Yes Babe,<<<<<< DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT? NO? OKAY, I LOVE THAT.
fortune magazine's toilet paper numbers are full of carp.
(And I don't mean fish.) You are in the fish area, though. omg. I am the one who introduced you to CARP, babycakes.
Personally I use probably between one and two rolls a month.
You must be constipated like Mike Pence.
But I'm a guy. PROVE IT.
the ladies use much more. But
the average of 30 rolls a head per year, that sounds reasonable.
I have never counted how many rolls I use.
But this I do know.
When they were on sale last month, the 6-packs were two for $10.00 on sale.
Now they are two for $12. I was talking to this lady in the toilet paper aisle.
She said, "Oh, it's only $2.00 more."
I said, "Do you know the percentage increase on those two six-packs?"
She didn't.
I go by percentages.
Because I know that I did not get a TWENTY percent increase this year.
Maybe she did.
Maybe YOU did.
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But three rolls of toilet paper per person per week?
I don't think so.
Yep, you're a guy. Nufced.
Zim.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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