Massive 700-pound alligator in Georgia discovered in irrigation ditch
http://www.foxnews.com/science/massive-700-pound-alligator-in-georgia-discovered-in-irrigation-ditch
...iffen your emotional support alligator just isn't big enough to give you the amount of support ya need, we have one ya can pick up cheap.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!