PHEW: Actress Jennifer Lawrence Announces She Has A Plan To "Save America"
http://www.dailywire.com/news/44081/phew-actress-jennifer-lawrence-announces-she-has-emily-zanotti

Hey, Jennifer, sweetie ... the only reason you're not a nameless airhead in a crowd is because lecherous movie producers were eager to show off some of your physical assets in the make-believe world of Hollyweird. In truth, no one cares one tiniest bit about your vacuous, libtard fantasies. So, wise up, dearie ... spend your time racking up dollar bills showing off your T&A while they're still worth looking at. Before you know it ... and sooner than you think ... your shelf life will expire. Better to make hay while the sun shines than to waste your time proving to the world that there is a vacuum between your ears.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence