...nah, I don't steal my sex toys. I get them at the finest establishments.

This one is in the lobby at the local DNC headquarters. I wear a hoodie so no one can recognize me. You wouldn't believe how many people in the DNC HQ are wearing hoodies.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!