Depending on what you normally spend, you could get the lady the following:
gift certificate for a manicure;
or manicure/pedicure
facial
massage
foot massage
a night at a nice hotel/motel
dinner out (I don't think Jersey Mike's is going to go over too well)
G.C. to get her hair done
A VERY NICE CARD, and yes, YOU have to write something loving and thoughtful in it - she will keep it/them forever unless she has no soul
let her touch the remote control
maybe even let her use it
G.C. to have the house cleaned
CANDY and not in those cheesy heart-shaped boxes bec/ the candy sucks. Spring for better candy, like godiva.
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If none of these appeal to you/her, let me know.
I can think of more.
Sorry, but flowers just doesn't cut it, unless you're getting something else with it (they die)
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