Yep, dahlin' ... the diet soda wuz yer problem. If'n yer gonna eat that much junk in such a short time, ya gots to wash it down with a full-leaded soda or else it all goes to hell in a handbasket, don'tcha know. 
Hon, I spread it out.  I mean, I ate all day, but I took breaks in between.
Thanks for the tip about sugared soda - yeah, that is probably what messed me up.
Oh, and about Fairfax in Ginnysville - glad you agree with me.  I do believe he had consensual sex, but was it rape?   Only during election season, imo.
In another post, I said the same thing:  EQUAL TREATMENT FOR REPUBLICANS!
Did your "season" start yet?   I have an appointment next week.  That will be a first for me.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.