if my stomach hurts because...
I had a salami sandwich at 5 a.m.,
or if the cupcake I ate in aisle 3 caused it
(yes, I gave the checker the EMPTY container to ring it up)
or maybe it was the entire bag of Ruffles Cheddar AND sour cream chips ($4.29!)
or maybe I am being punished, AGAIN.
could have been the butter, peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich I brought with me.
welp, at least I washed it all down with a diet soda.
dunno