...she knows that if she gives you a ten and three ones she is going to get a 3 buck tip. Same if she gives you two fives and three ones. But, if she gives you 13 1dollar bills she is counting on getting at least a four dollar tip maybe more. Who wants to carry all that crap around in their wallet.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!