...poked holes in me all over. Used a flexible needle in the arm just up from the forearm. Stuck me in the other wrist with something that made the tips of my fingers feel like they was on fire. Then they told me that the rest of it wouldn't hurt a bit and tied me down do I couldn't get off the table and run. Actually it didn't hurt much after that, but the tying down part was a bit disconcerting.
BTW: That flexible needle is a sumbitch.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!