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Ah ... but, now ... Smoking Gun moves west to Hippie Central in Texas - Austin 

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At least it breaks up the Floriduh monotony! 

Texas Woman's Public Pleasure Sessions

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/austin-weird-564829

JANUARY 30 - A Texas woman unencumbered by pants was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after she was spotted, vibrator in hand, masturbating in public, according to cops who said the suspect continued to pleasure herself while handcuffed in the rear of a police cruiser.

That is a great euphemism - "unencumbered by pants." I'll have to save that one for later use, don'tcha know! 

Austin police summoned late Tuesday afternoon to a downtown hotel found Dovie Nickels, 26, sitting alone at a patio table at a restaurant across the street from the JW Marriott Austin. Upon approaching Nickels, patrolmen observed that she "was not wearing any pants," according to an arrest affidavit.

Cops noted that Nickels had been moving her arms "in a circular motion under the table as if she was masturbating" before they confronted her.

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Seen above, Nickels was then arrested for indecent exposure and placed inside an Austin Police Department squad car. Though handcuffed, Nickels attempted to "reach ... around to her vagina as if to pull something out." A cop noted that the vibrator referred to in 911 calls had not been located, "so I believed that it was possibly still inside her vagina."

Inside the cruiser, Nickels "began to repeatedly rub her groin back and forth on the plastic seat, moaning," the officer reported. "Even when asked to stop, Nickels continued to do so for the duration of our encounter."

WOW ... this chick is simply insatiable! Hmmm ... I wonder if Austin has a Nymphomaniac Treatment Center or not? 

Further police investigation determined that before Nickels decamped to the restaurant's patio, she had been masturbating inside a street-level patio at the Marriott, as first reported by the Austin American-Statesman's Roberto Villalpando.

A hotel manager recounted seeing Nickels with "her legs straight up in the air, spread open" while she repeatedly penetrated her vagina with a "silver object." Nickels, the employee said, could be heard "making moaning noises as if she was having an orgasm." The Marriott manager - who estimated that Nickels masturbated for seven or eight minutes - added that she "yelled at him to stay back" when he attempted to approach her.

Shocked

Charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, Nickels was booked into the county jail, where she is being held in lieu of $3,000 bail. According to court records, Nickels was convicted separately last year of trespass and resisting arrest.

ROTFLMAO! I wonder what types of pharmaceuticals they found floating heavily in her bloodstream, eh? 




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By: Beldin in POPE 5
Wed, 06 Feb 19 6:25 PM 		Msg. 23396 of 62138

Bullets Fly Over Raunchy Hot Tub Tryst

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hot-tub-tryst-603941

FEBRUARY 5 - An "enraged" Florida man fired two shots after discovering his wife performing a sex act on a male friend of the couple's while the pair were in a backyard hot tub, police report.

According to an arrest affidavit, Robert Hakins, 64, had been enjoying a soak last month with his wife Christen, 38, and Ted Vest, 50, before the shooting erupted at the Hakins's home in Stuart.

Christen Hakins told police that the trio was in the spa around 11 PM on January 19 when Robert "went inside the residence to go to sleep." With her husband inside their home, "Christen stated that her and Ted became 'romantic' while in the hot tub," the affidavit states.

At some point, Robert appeared on the back patio and spotted the explicit hot tub action, yelling that he would "fucking kill you." Robert reentered the residence and returned to the patio with a gun in his hand. He later told police that his spouse was "blowing" Vest and he "became enraged over it."

As Vest scrambled to gather up his clothes and flee, Robert squeezed off two shots to "scare" his wife and Vest. The bullets, he said, were fired "toward the south of the property, where there were no other residences," as first reported by Will Greenlee at Treasure Coast Newspapers.

Christen Hakins told cops that her husband punched her twice in the head "while this incident was ongoing."

Cops recovered two spent shell casings from the back patio and seized a handgun from a dresser inside the home's master bedroom.

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Hakins, seen above with his wife, was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a felony, and misdemeanor battery. He has pleaded not guilty to the charges and is free on $11,000 bond. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with his spouse and has barred him from the pair's residence.

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Vest, pictured at left, was not injured during the incident. He told police that he heard "several loud pops while running away from the residence."

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