first me and the capn is engaged unless the trollop has already eloped with decomp.
He's a tramp. (sorry, nemo, just trying to help out my surgical bud)
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Second, I don't have yer phone number.
I could post it here, but mz ribit already knows it.
I might qualify for the ugly as mud category. dunno.
I was always told I was cute.
Then some meatball said I wasn't.
Go figure, huh?
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Mz ribit does not let me have other wimmenz phone numbers nor email id's unless they are ugly as a mud fence. I have a friend who allowed a lady he knew from the internet to text and or email him. He came home from work one day and found a note:
"Me and the kids are at my mothers house, your computer is at my lawyers office and you have one week to get out!"
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GOOD STORY, RIBIT! Where did you get that joke?
Ya know, I can actually imagine that. eeekkkk
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