A deal with mz ribit!
Me and mz ribit was discussing the possible outcome of me "croaking" on the table tomorrow.
"I think you should wait at least two weeks before you remarry" I told her.
"Two weeks is a long time and it would encompass two weekends! Ya really wouldn't expect me to sit home on the weekend" she says
"How about ten days no dating."
"Well ten days could cover two weekends under certain conditions. How about ten working days?"
"DEAL" I says, Im a tough negotiator.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!