Sir Wizard,
a slight, very slight correction to your astute analysis. You said "
king ribit spends untold numbers of nickels, dimes, and quarters each day so he can be in the intoxicating presence of the Toad Suck Dunkin Donuts drive-thru girl, so ...
"
The only slight error here is that it is the Toad Suck Waffle House Waitress rather than Dunkin Donuts drive thru girl....
We have all listened countless times before speaking voluminously about Waffle House Womenz and so we know that they wuz on his mind, and he was hoping they wuz on some other place....