Vegans Are Angry That Hyundai Made Fun Of "Beet Loaf" During The Super Bowl
http://www.dailywire.com/news/43070/vegans-are-angry-hyundai-made-fun-beet-loaf-during-emily-zanotti
By Emily Zanotti
The Daily Wire
February 5, 2019
Vegans are rather miffed that they became the butt of a Super Bowl joke Sunday night, and they're taking it out on Korean carmaker, Hyundai.
Hyundai's Super Bowl commercial, which aired in the first half of the game, features "elevator operator" Jason Bateman, who directs his passengers through a sort-of "purgatory:" they go up in the elevator to life's more pleasurable experiences, and down to those experiences people might want to avoid, like jury duty, or a "vegan dinner party."
The Washington Post reports:
"Vegan dinner party," Bateman says as the doors ding open. "Is that even a thing?"
"We're having beetloaf - Sergio's specialty," says the smiling host as she approaches her guests while extending a purple gelatinous concoction.
Sergio takes a bow while one of the dinner guests retches.
The passengers are then "rescued" and whisked off to "heaven" - the process of buying and owning a Hyundai vehicle.
Vegans, known for their thick skin and ability to self-deprecate, were immediately incensed that a vegan dinner party was portrayed as an option for those forced to atone for their sins after death. They would prefer, they told The Washington Post, to have been on the "up" side of the elevator's journey. ...
Of course vegans prefer their fantasy over reality ... they're clueless libtards after all. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Hyundai shoots, scores, and wins the game!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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