mz ribit was telling me about how she wanted her funeral arranged. Told her it didn't matter, I was gonna give her to that CSI cadaver farm up in tennessee.
Behind the University of Tennessee, a little outside of Knoxville, there’s a 2.5 acre plot of land surrounded by a razor wire fence. This is the body farm, where forensic scientists and researchers learn about human decomposition. When William K. Bass first opened his center to study human remains in 1981,...
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-body-farm-knoxville-tennessee
Not only will they bury her for me, they will come pick her up. I can just put her in a bag and sit her out by the curb.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!