HI RIBIT!
Nah, Nemo and I came to an agreement.
I pay for the food.
He cooks it.
I never complain, unless I have to eat something's butt.
Nemo won't tell me if he's SMOKIN' a butt.
That's part of the agreement, too.
He is such a nice guy. I would trust him to cook anything for me.
There's not much difference between the cost of a meal in a restaurant and cooking at home.
I am looking for a dishwasher that loads and unloads itself.
Hey, you, it is Monday. That means I have to start getting rid of my mother's arms starting today, as promised to you.
After I look like a weight-lifter, I'll be on my way to GA.
I'll be looking for you this evening, dollface.
(I hate this normal shid!)
smooches!
FEBRUARY 4--A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence.
Cops allege that Jennifer Brassard, 48, and her beau were “engaged in a verbal argument” around 9:45 PM when Brassard “threw a frozen pork chop at the victim.” The pork chop, a criminal complaint notes, struck the man below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration.
After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.
Police arrested Brassard after determining that she was the “primary aggressor” during the domestic confrontation.
Pictured above, Brassard was booked into the county jail on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. She was released from custody yesterday afternoon upon posting $250 bond. A judge has ordered Brassard to have no contact with her boyfriend.
The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seized as evidence. (1 page)
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