Hmmm ... a few comments:
1. Florida, AGAIN???!!! What the hell is wrong with those people ... or does Smoking Gun simply like to concentrate on that particular state?
2. Looks like she is recovering from a couple of shiners, herself.
3. She threw a frozen porkchop and caused a half-inch cut below your eye? You ran out of the house and pressed charges?! C'mon man ... surrender your man-card.