what did you do to your foot?
How long has it been like that?
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It was as a result of a wildly insane sexual encounter. Man oh man, we were going to town, micro!
I have never seen porn, but I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that we could have made one of those movies. No shid.
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which is also a lie, is that I was in the sack with a mannequin. How was one to know?
Majorly disappointed, dear one. Being he was made of wood (ooohhh, that word, yeehaa), I banged (uh oh) my leg on one of his wooden body parts. Bruised the hell out of it, and then (like my mother's arms) the bruise started growing down to the entire side of my foot. Seriously, it was/ and still is - UNBELIEVABLE.
But micro, the worst of it is: I have splinters all over my body.
I'm gonna have to pay someone to remove the splinters. As usual, they are located in the most delicious parts.
(don't believe one word of that, although it does make for a wonderfully sexy story if your mind allows - oh dear, please do not be offended. I know I go overboard, but I can't help it. loveyamicro!)
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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